I spy with my little eye, a key lime pie that I will try…
Murphy’s my Name, Pizza’s my Game.
I ate the last piece of pizza. I have no regrets. Murphy waits until we get up to get a drink and then move...
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Taste-test Concludes: February Least Filling
Chewie is living up to his name on the daily and was especially proud of chomping on his dog shaming pals. The post Taste-test Concludes: February Least Filling appeared first on Dogshaming.
What U Snackin’ on, Willis?
I steal cookies from little kids in strollers and run away -WILLIS The post What U Snackin’ on, Willis? appeared first on Dogshaming.
It’s Called a Trash Can, not a Trash Can’t
Trash can bandit The post It’s Called a Trash Can, not a Trash Can’t appeared first on Dogshaming.
This Fox Wasn’t Quick Enough
I beheaded my toy and removed its brain… I do it to all my toys… The bunnies are my next victim! They say I’m lucky I’m so cute. -Luna P.S. It’s taking all my willpower not to chew this sign… I’ll...
Bovine Business Calls
I moo like a cow when my human is on business calls. The post Bovine Business Calls appeared first on Dogshaming.
Self-Sufficiency Level: UNLOCKED
Darcey tore up the screen door, and now she uses it to go in and out. The post Self-Sufficiency Level: UNLOCKED appeared first on Dogshaming.
Sleep Away Camp Near Miss
Our puppy literally ate our daughter’s camp paperwork on the ride to camp. The post Sleep Away Camp Near Miss appeared first on Dogshaming.
Spot the Mickey Ears
This is Tesla- AKA “Tess the mess”. She doesn’t like us to leave her, even though she stayed with her grandparents. That earring was $60. To get it again was $240. My husband now says those...
There’s no Place Like Home
I am a huge jerk! It just came in the mail TODAY. My mom has been waiting for it for 6 weeks. The post There’s no Place Like Home appeared first on Dogshaming.
Rotax vs the Gator
Our 5 year old lab, Rotax, decided he loved his alligator sooo much, that he needed to consume him. He then barfed him back up days later. The post Rotax vs the Gator appeared first on Dogshaming.
The Art Critic
Dex the chihuahua-mix has no appreciation for art. The post The Art Critic appeared first on Dogshaming.
I had a Ball!
Yes I love to eat soccer balls The post I had a Ball! appeared first on Dogshaming.
Half way to China…
“My name is Snoopy and I’m a very naughty puppy! I’m very sorry that I started digging to China (and left muddy paw prints all over the house, bed, and couch) But I will do it again!” Our 6 month...
I Ain’t Eat Nothin’
This is why I’m not allowed to be left alone outside ❤️ Gracie May The post I Ain’t Eat Nothin’ appeared first on Dogshaming.
Groundhog chaser! The post Groundhog Day! appeared first on Dogshaming.
Minty Fresh Dog Breath
We ate the mints but unwrapped them first. The post Minty Fresh Dog Breath appeared first on Dogshaming.
If you Can’t see it, did I Really do it?
My name is “MugShot Molly”#120718I murdered mom’s RayBans so she can’t see what bad things I get into.#Innocent until proven guilty.#I plead the 5th The post If you Can’t see it, did I Really do...
What do you F’eel Like for Dinner?
This is Mona. Her favorite food is salmon. She craves fish, and the house smells like a cat jungle, even though we’ve never had a cat. The post What do you F’eel Like for Dinner? appeared first on...
Asha’s Attempt at Cubism
My loving malamute likes to leave me toilet-paper art to express her anger about me leaving her. This is one of a long series. The post Asha’s Attempt at Cubism appeared first on Dogshaming.
I Ruff-ed it up for a Weathered Look.