I am a bad dog. I ate the car title 2 hours before it sold.
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If you Can’t see it, did I Really do it?
My name is “MugShot Molly”#120718I murdered mom’s RayBans so she can’t see what bad things I get into.#Innocent until proven guilty.#I plead the 5th The post If you Can’t see it, did I Really do...
What do you F’eel Like for Dinner?
This is Mona. Her favorite food is salmon. She craves fish, and the house smells like a cat jungle, even though we’ve never had a cat. The post What do you F’eel Like for Dinner? appeared first on...
Asha’s Attempt at Cubism
My loving malamute likes to leave me toilet-paper art to express her anger about me leaving her. This is one of a long series. The post Asha’s Attempt at Cubism appeared first on Dogshaming.
I Ruff-ed it up for a Weathered Look.
I used the window trim as my personal chew toy. I’m sorry (not). ❤️ Abby The post I Ruff-ed it up for a Weathered Look. appeared first on Dogshaming.
High Flying Crap-ese Artist
This is Hugo, our 4 year old Jack Russell. Hugo has a habit for trying to poop up or on things other than the grass. This weekend he took it too far and tried to poop on my hand while I was...
I was more into this book than my Mom! The post Book Worm appeared first on Dogshaming.
That’s a Weight off my Shoulders!
Gracie had been caught previously trying to chew one of our weighted blankets. This time she succeeded as when I went to make the bed it suddenly sounded like one of those rain sticks. It took...
My mama sets an alarm for me to wake her up every morning #iamfancylikethat The post Alarm Clock appeared first on Dogshaming.
Simone the digger
I dug up Grammie’s tulips and made a good start on an in-ground pool! The post Simone the digger appeared first on Dogshaming.
The Grass is Always Greener
My mom was cutting the grass & I got bored. Now I am green all over The post The Grass is Always Greener appeared first on Dogshaming.
I was so excited about my breakfast sandwich. Apparently, so was she. The post Breakfast Snatcher appeared first on Dogshaming.
Third Time’s a Charm?
Harley likes to eat his beds, instead of sleeping on them. The post Third Time’s a Charm? appeared first on Dogshaming.
Waxy, but Moisturized Poops
Mom thought I was under her bed eating my chewy bone, but it was her favorite banana chapstick. Now I have waxy poops 😑 The post Waxy, but Moisturized Poops appeared first on Dogshaming.
Layla came inside one morning and vomited on the kitchen floor right in front on me. I quickly realized she had thrown up dog poop that she just ate. Gross!!! The post Double Whammy appeared first...
Roach, Mouse, Dog; What’s next?!?!
Dad found a cockroach trap with a mouse on it that had been dead about 6 weeks. I stole it from the bin and ate it. Dad had to rescue me because I was stuck to the trap. The post Roach, Mouse,...
That’s not what Dropping the Kids off at the Pool Means…
I got too excited and pooped in the pool… no more swimming for me. The post That’s not what Dropping the Kids off at the Pool Means… appeared first on Dogshaming.
We go out for dinner and they go into demolition mode!! The post H-E-Double-Hockeysticks!! appeared first on Dogshaming.
Murphy’s my Name, Pizza’s my Game.
I ate the last piece of pizza. I have no regrets. Murphy waits until we get up to get a drink and then moves in for his favourite food. The post Murphy’s my Name, Pizza’s my Game. appeared first...
Key Lime Pi’lfering
I spy with my little eye, a key lime pie that I will try… The post Key Lime Pi’lfering appeared first on Dogshaming.
That’s the Wrong Kind of Bowl